You’re on the auction house when by chance you see a dragon listed for 1 gem. You quickly snipe it, not even fully aware of what it is (bc hey, cheap fodder).
Upon inspection, the dragon turns out to be the very dragon of your dreams. Whatever it is, breed, colors, genes, etc, this is That dragon. However, shortly thereafter, you get a PM from the previous owner. They listed their dragon by accident, and want it back!
*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science
*the orange grows legs and skitters away*
Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*
*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*
“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*
Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.
The only valid response to this post.
We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink
You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple
Laios: “We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?”
Senshi: “We’re good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl.”
Laios: “Hmm …”
Marcille: “Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn’t food.”
Laios: “I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?”
Chilchuck: “WHAT?”
Senshi: “What’s the Hat Man?”
Marcille: *sighs* “It’s a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it’s real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up.”
Senshi: “So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise.”
Laois: “That’s it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking.”
Senshi: “There’s one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn’t prescription strength. I’ll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you’ll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you’ll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn’t risk taking more than needed just to eat.”
Chilchuck: “ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don’t do the fighting in this group! There’s NO WAY that-”
Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.
Are you alright, honey? You’ve barely put your blorbo in situations
Okay but back when I could afford a therapy my psychiatrist asked if I had written any fanfiction or planned any out in my head, and I was “nah, not really.” And she nodded and looked down at her notes and was like “so how do you feel about possibly trying Zoloft?”
I started laughing and she was like “I know it sounds funny but it’s been six months without you engaging in your favorite hobby and that’s a sign the depression is getting to a point where we might why try some treatments with meds in addition to therapy.”
A pike jumped out of the water likely chasing prey and got stuck in a branch and died. Now, a bird has made a nest in its mouth. One of the most interesting things I’ve seen.
bird wife to her bird husband: honey, this place is perfect
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